target mtg cards oracle:"target creature" (type:instant or type:sorcery) color=r o:"target" cmc=1 · Scryfall Magic: The Gathering Search put that card onto the battlefield tapped Get Lost (14)| Magic: The
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ranking blandness in triplicate would be tedious and stupid

Not my fault. I could not obtain an intelligible interview with Crazed Goblin
Ideally this works best on creatures that already have evasion of some kind naturally or if your deck has a bunch of other ways to give them evasion, since this makes your creature getting chumped feel pretty rough

If youre first in turn order, youre also punishing every player that comes after you and was able to keep a 7 card opening hand